Experiment 08 — designated S.P.A.N. — was initiated from a garage. Specifically, from a garage containing two projectors aimed at a wall and a persistent, low-grade dissatisfaction with the fact that YouTube did not natively understand this arrangement. The laboratory considered this a solvable problem. The laboratory was correct, though the path to correctness involved a non-trivial number of debugging sessions that will not be enumerated here out of professional dignity.
S.P.A.N. is a single Python script that resolves YouTube URLs through yt-dlp, separates video and audio stream URLs independently to sidestep the HTTP 403 fragment-probing behaviour that lesser solutions stumble into, and fires mpv with a geometry argument that spans the combined display exactly where you tell it to. Negative X offsets are supported. The lab did not anticipate needing to say that. The lab has since updated its assumptions about garage projector setups.
The apparatus includes a built-in remote control server — a minimal HTTP service that starts automatically when S.P.A.N. launches and makes itself reachable from any device on your local network (I mean I guess you could expose it publicly if you really want. The lab notes that "it's your lab's funeral"). Point your phone at the QR code in the interface, paste a URL, tap TRANSMIT. The video begins. The lab considers this an appropriate use of technology. The lab also considered calling this feature "Targeting Uplink" but ultimately exercised restraint. Eventually.